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Attachment Crisis and the Freeloading Beast

Yep, it's me again, Socket Seekers. I have been reflecting on my visit to the underemployed vampires. I checked in via my phone like a good person who would rather talk to an inanimate object than a human. I did venture inside because the phone told me to,

The Dollyrots: Daydream Explosion

Today I am trying something different. I have a massive music collection that I use to fight the voice in my head telling me I suck. So we are going to talk about only my favorite albums. This being the first one, I am going to talk about one that

The Institutional Vampire and the Resistance

Yep, it's me again, Socket Seekers, This morning I went to the institutional vampires to have them sample my blood for all the signs I am crazy and my hormone levels. I have never had them extract my oxygen transportation cells before, so I expected someone with a

Paranoia, Therapy and Kleenex

Here we are again Socket Seekers! So, yesterday was therapy, and I continue to fight back against my therapist. I came ready with 2 boxes of Kleenex in complete defiance of her sponsorship by Puffs. I also have 2 more unopened boxes. So, her corporate sponsor will not get me

Self-Sabotage and the Under Paid Therapist

Are you all still ok with being called Socket Seekers? Most of you admitted to voluntary self electro-convulsive therapy, so I think it's too late to voice opposition. Blink twice if its ok. I have also performed self-sabotage mentally and physically. I currently possess the exact

Condensation and the Conspiracies

Socket Seekers we are now returning to our regularly scheduled insanity, Every morning I pour a large glass of Oxygen and Hydrogen. They are the perfect temperature of 37 degrees. Then, in an amazing act of defiance, they immediately start increasing in temperature. In less than an hour they have

Uncooperative Mathematics and the Bottled Emotions

Welcome back Socket Seekers, So yesterday we addressed the Pickle Cartel and we identified one of their generals in the comments. I feel like yesterday's post set the correct level of seriousness for my blog. But today, I have to take a break from trying to crack the

The Great Tissue Heist and the Ether Infrastructure

Who are you and why are you here? My paranoia is checked in for duty today. That part of me is the most efficient. Today, I lost the 4-pack of tear and snot absorption tissue right before my therapy session. This somehow convinced that part of my brain that

Red 40 Combustion and the Clown Car

So here we are Socket Seekers, I had to work today so you get a blog or are being punished with a blog. As it turns out, Red 40 and Lexapro both boost serotonin. Mix them together, and your colon goes into immediate overdrive, transforming your backside into a high-

The Evolution of the Electrical Disciples

Welcome back, Socket Seekers. So in case you didn't know, this blog used to live in a forum and the term Socket Seekers is from this post. In the past I wrote about how people would have had to have performed some form of self-electrocution on themselves.