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The Pickle Cartel

A collection of 3 issues

The Institutional Vampire and the Resistance

Yep, it's me again, Socket Seekers, This morning I went to the institutional vampires to have them sample my blood for all the signs I am crazy and my hormone levels. I have never had them extract my oxygen transportation cells before, so I expected someone with a

Condensation and the Conspiracies

Socket Seekers we are now returning to our regularly scheduled insanity, Every morning I pour a large glass of Oxygen and Hydrogen. They are the perfect temperature of 37 degrees. Then, in an amazing act of defiance, they immediately start increasing in temperature. In less than an hour they have

Uncooperative Mathematics and the Bottled Emotions

Welcome back Socket Seekers, So yesterday we addressed the Pickle Cartel and we identified one of their generals in the comments. I feel like yesterday's post set the correct level of seriousness for my blog. But today, I have to take a break from trying to crack the