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Testosterone Prison, and the Sibling Invasion

I am feeling trapped in a testosterone prison. I don't know why people keep wanting me to be that person. He was so angry. I am letting the testosterone win the facial hair battle for now, but I am planning a major campaign to strap each one of

The Blueprint for a Repressed Mind

Welcome to my nightmare, Socket Seekers. Today we are going to learn about nightmares, and I will be using mine from last night as the primary case study. In this drug-influenced "dream," I was actually happy. I know you didn't know that was an emotion

The Blueprint for Automotive Mutilation

This one is for the Jeep Socket Seekers, I am currently trapped in my apartment, which normally I prefer. The new fenders for my Jeep have arrived, and the box is officially as massive as the door to my apartment. Resting on top of it is the aluminum inner fender

Brought to You by Lexapro and the Number 8

Hi everyone! My therapist challenged me to start this. I am emailing her a screenshot of this blog post to prove I actually did it. I am not entirely sure she will approve of the content, but that is on her for not giving me specific writing prompts. She could