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The Possible Undead

A collection of 16 issues

Road Trips and the Pie Correction

Ok, here is the thing Socket seekers. I am going to try and explain what I feel when I go to a new place or have to meet new people. Here is an example from today so you can understand how this stupid condition affects me. I promise it won&

The Fog-Shifting Protocol

Welcome to the big time shift, Socket Seekers. The past few weeks, I have been living in a legally prescribed, drug-fueled fog. In an effort to find my way out—and to test if I can tolerate the verbal garbage that the human race insists on spewing—yesterday I

The Cheese Encrusted Self-Loathing

Welcome back, Socket Seekers, After that therapy session, the part of me that lives in the shadows—and tells me to order a cheese encrusted burrito from Taco Bell to go with my three normal tacos—decided to show its truly dark side. I had these dark thoughts that I

Testosterone Prison, and the Sibling Invasion

I am feeling trapped in a testosterone prison. I don't know why people keep wanting me to be that person. He was so angry. I am letting the testosterone win the facial hair battle for now, but I am planning a major campaign to strap each one of

The Blueprint for a Repressed Mind

Welcome to my nightmare, Socket Seekers. Today we are going to learn about nightmares, and I will be using mine from last night as the primary case study. In this drug-influenced "dream," I was actually happy. I know you didn't know that was an emotion

The Blueprint for Automotive Mutilation

This one is for the Jeep Socket Seekers, I am currently trapped in my apartment, which normally I prefer. The new fenders for my Jeep have arrived, and the box is officially as massive as the door to my apartment. Resting on top of it is the aluminum inner fender