Modern Art, Heavy Physics, and the Chip Powder Equation

As I said, yesterday was my trip with my brother.

We did a trail ride, then we pulled into a spot next to a bridge overlooking a beautiful tire sticking out of the muck. It was just upriver from a modern art exhibit of a washer drum that had been placed strategically next to the shore to make sure it was easy to photograph. All of these amazing sights sat proudly beneath a spray-painted mural of the F-word on the side of the bridge. The view was spectacular!

Seriously though, it was a great spot by the water and we had a good time sitting around talking about nothing for three hours. We didn't do the entire trail I planned, but we had lunch and relaxed. I brought my portable fridge and food along. Quick tip: don't fill the fridge to the top; it makes it incredibly heavy. I might need to repeat physics or science class. Maybe just common sense—is that a class?

After yesterday's surprisingly fun day, I had to start training someone to do my job. I think this is them prepping my replacement. I am hoping to get severance if that is true. My boss says it's not that, but I don't know if I trust him. He did smirk and I heard a loud laugh after we hung up the call—they may have been in my head, though.

I ordered Sun Chips and garbage bags from Amazon. I needed chips for our trip and garbage bags to put my feelings and garbage into. For those that don't have these, they are crisps that are covered in various artificial flavors and they pretend to be healthier than regular crisps, but they aren't. Anyway, do you know what happens when you put chips in a box with a roll of thirty 30-gallon trash bags? You get chip powder. You will need a spoon and pure determination to eat them.

Does anyone know how many spoonfuls of chip powder equals 14 chips? AI tells me it's 3 to 4 level spoonfuls, but that clearly assumes a uniform powder size. I'm guessing Amazon just wants me to buy a food scale to control my chip powder intake.

Useless Recap

• Local riverbeds offer premium access to abandoned appliance photography.
• Filling a portable cooler to max capacity completely breaks the laws of physics.
• Corporate training sessions are a verified tracking indicator for upcoming severance packages.
• Amazon logistics will violently convert your snack crisps into a uniform powder.

Disclaimer: Amazon, I am not buying a food scale just to cross-reference my chip metrics. Please don't sue me; just ship my pulverized snacks in a separate container next time.